I never thought this would actually happen.

Gabriel pooped in the bathtub last night.

While I was animatedly reading him “Tootle the Train,” I thought I saw him lean over, get red-faced and grunt a little, but my naive self assured  me that he would naturally never want to poop in the tub.

Yeah right, honey.

Let’s just say that last night’s Poo in the Tub episode gave new meaning to “cow patty” and “floaters.”

Yuck.